Shiny things
Good god, I hate this place. Fortunately I'll only be in here for a total of 5 more days ... when that still seems like a long time, you know you're talking about some high-level hatred.
Anyway, on to 日本 ..
Today is my ex-patriate meeting, at which point I assume I'll find out where I'm going to be living. I assume that due to the short notice, they're just going to stick me in a company dorm, and originally that idea made me want to stab myself in the soul. But as I was bitching about this during the drive over to Atlanta this weekend, 小林 casually asked, "what kind of people do you think live at the dorm?" I thought about it for 2 seconds and said, "Probably a bunch of young people." Then I'm thinking, Hey, it'll be like freshman year of college again (minus Sean Sullivan)! This could be okay! It'll be worth it to share a bathroom with a bunch of dudes if it means I can blast other 20-somethings with ridiculous music all night and tell them, "This is American custom." Though if it turns out to be a male-only dorm, I'm breaking out the 魂の脇差 ...
The other thing on my mind was whether I wanted to buy an iPod before I went over there, or stick with the Minidiscs. On the one hand, it will be cooler to have an iPod in Japan, and I won't have to bring my box of 70-80 MDs with me. On the other, I have a box of 70-80 MDs which I've been building up over the years, and I don't want to say goodbye to them. Plus, these things exist now. I'm gonna buy one! That thing I said about living with no possessions? I meant, like, bigger possessions.
Speaking of things I shouldn't be spending money on, I'm probably going to order a metal hacky sack. Yeah, I know, the cheapest ones cost like $20, but you know what? I have $20, and I want to give it to the clever bastard who makes these things. It's combining 2 things I like!
Thank you for joining me in the killing of several minutes.

8 Comments:
Ah, Sean Sullivan. I wonder what ever happened to him.
10:47 AM
I bet he gets involved with politics. With an arrogant, racist attitude like his, he could get pretty far!
10:53 AM
well, I just found out it's an apartment after all, so it shouldn't be too bad. Though you do realize that if you come to Japan we're going to eat Japanese food, right? Like fish, and all that crazy weird stuff?
4:46 PM
hey, living in Bowling Green KY for 17 months does crazy things to a person. It's interesting for me to think about whether it would have similarly affected other people I know.
Or, let me put it this way .. a closed-minded, constantly angry, morally proper Dan would not have survived.
Now I must report back to Queen Dopplepopplus.
6:28 PM
The clever bastard that makes the hacks says thank you, and awaits your $20. :D
Let me know if you have any questions about them.
Martin -at- BikiniDuck.com
--Martin--
www.BikiniDuck.com
11:48 PM
I really want one of the 'Owner's Choice' or at least a titanium one to match my wedding band. Heidi's birthday is comming up... maybe I can get one for her. Hmm...
It is misfortunate that you have been living in KY for 17 months. I bet that your apartment in Toyota City, or wherever the hell you are going, is furnished. That might bring an end to your minimalism and perhaps replace it with retardism.
8:39 AM
No, not Toyota City! Yokkaichi!
And yes, apparently it comes with a "bed, table, chair, TV/VCR, telephone, refrigerator, range (gas or electric), air conditioner, microwave, washer, and vacuum cleaner." I will probably use the stove and washer.
Also, that is the best picture of a guy coming out of a toilet I have ever seen.
9:28 AM
So, I don't know what 魂の脇差 means, because I only know about 6 kanji, but I ran it through the translator widget here and it came back with "Short sword of soul" which I found humorous enought to post...
I think we could all do with a little more soul in our short swords, ne?
7:12 PM
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