Somebody set us up the Bill Of Materials
All right, let's see.
A couple different people and I have been discussing our dreams lately. I've never been one to read into my own, since they usually (by this I mean almost every fucking night) just involve me being stuck back in school and wondering what I'm doing there. But the one I had this morning, which involved some guy blowing up my house (and killing my mom) with a nuclear bomb and then me going back in time and either killing him or avoiding him in an attempt to not piss him off to the point of bringing a bomb to my house, is somewhat less than subtle. I wonder if I'm more worried about the US provoking the wrong people and getting owned, or Japan. Either one is a likely candidate at this point.
I took a cue from 小林 and leveled up my hippie points yesterday evening. After running for an hour or so I got some coffee, read for a bit, practiced the berimbau and tried learning some footbag tricks in my living room. Note that I did not use the term "hacky sack." Apparently that is the name of a product, like Xerox or Kleenex or Viagra, and "footbag" is the generic term. What's it called again when the brand name takes over? Corporate brainwashery? Anyway, now I can (consistently) do a toe stall. Far out, man. Maybe I'll try to actually get good and then show it off in Japan. "This is what Americans do! All the time!!"
I wanted to go off on this tirade about how everyone thinks I'm going to Japan just so I can pick up girls there, but now I have to go build some wiring harness sub-assemblies. What does it mean when you start to view sub-building as a relaxing way to pass the afternoon?
posted by bastardface at 1:05:00 PM
11 Comments:
Girls? You mean you're not gay?
2:27 PM
There's a clever comment! Though to be honest it is not an unreasonable one, he has straight up turn down sex from someone he knew and liked.
I prefer to think of him as asexual.
2:33 PM
NOOOOO, you will go to japan and I will visit you. Then we will get all teh girls....ALL OF THEM! With our american dancing skills and your white tallness we will rule! NOK SUU COW! (white warrior??)
well not all the girls just the hot ones like the one on my xanga tehehe.
2:33 PM
Level up!
Good job Asexual* Dan.**
* The term Asexual is not intended to imply that the subject in question reproduces through any mechanism including but not limited to Budding, Fragmentation, or Parthenogenesis.
** Considering the number of ladies that have been all over him recently, and the interest he has shown in them, I can only conclude that he can be neither gay, nor asexual
2:52 PM
I don't know what any of you are talking about. Except for Mike T. I know exactly what he is talking about.
3:01 PM
I do not argue that women are hanging off that of his johnson. Nor will I deny that he expresses interest in said women. I will argue that he does not... win the race.
He is what I would refer to as a vagina tease.
One can only assume that this conversation is making the vectored-one uncomfortable. Keep up the good work!
3:28 PM
All of you, shut up! What if a woman reads this? What will she think??
3:53 PM
What the fuck was that?
9:00 PM
that was annoying.
12:36 AM
Speaking of dreams... back in school, when we were room mates, [roommates?] didn't you have a dream about tearing my arm off and beating me to death with it?
What was the deep seated meaning behind that dream, I wonder?
1:44 PM
I never dreamt anything of the sort, but I do seem to recall stories of you moaning "give me another bowl of it" in your sleep ...
11:27 AM
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