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Watch as I ignore good form altogether.

My friends and I are scattering ourselves around the world. Someone had better invent teleportation quickly ... actually, forget that, it'd just get owned by AOL or Comcast or something, and everytime you teleported you'd end up with a new logo tattooed somewhere on your body. Sort of like a passport stamp, only it says "Try AOL Japan (JOL) for free!" all over your freaking leg.

My boss has said more than once that I look like a serial killer, and now the assistant manager says he's worried I'm going to bring a gun in one day and start capping fools. I told him I hate guns, and he says, "then why do you have a sticker on your car that says 'Watch Them Die?'"

I think I will shave tonight, for Great Smoothness.

Time to go, the wiring harnesses need me. Hang on, my little harnesses.

PS - お誕生日おめでとう御座います to Mike.