Friday, April 15, 2005

What you say?

"You are an exceptional human being" is not the kind of compliment I want to hear from a female I am attracted to.

First of all, "human being?" Do I transcend gender? Am I not a "guy?" Hath not a dude eyes? If you prick us, do we not get bummed?

Second, what the hell am I the exception to? Humanity in general? Perhaps it is in fact the ultimate compliment.

Seriously, though, a compliment is supposed to make you blush and go "no no, you're just saying that to make me feel good." This one has me scratching my head going, "wtf?"

2 Comments:

Blogger beastard said...

I take exception to the idea that you are classified as human when it is obvious to everyone that you are a meat popsicle.

8:02 AM

 
Blogger bastardface said...

Smoke yoooouuuu!!

7:56 AM

 

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