Oh! I feel it.
I feel the cosmos.
People need to stop talking like Napolean Dynamite. It's becoming the next Austin Powers, in that it was only funny the first 500 fucking times I heard it. Of course, maybe I'll change my mind if I ever actually see the movie, but the thing is, I no longer want to because I feel like I've seen it vicariously through others already. Gosh!
What am I up to lately? You didn't ask, so I had to. Between running, trying to finish some books I've had for several months, playing with vector art in Photoshop, finally learning some Capoeira songs (after more than a year of playing, I'm just now learning songs = I suck), practicing the berimbau (this I am not bad at), and fleeing BG/Nashville every weekend, I'm getting really good at not being bored when I'm not at work.
Jesus, my writing is becoming more abominable every day. It is abominablizing. I think I need to read some more literature, as opposed to news articles (which are supposedly written at a 3rd grade reading level or something), so I can remember what actual prose looks like. Any recommendations? This Dave Eggers book is pretty good and all, but he's got his own style that I will not try to ape/bastardize. I need something more standardized and less stylized. Does that make sense? As a senior in high school, I took a class called Advanced Writing, but I mostly just remember writing a lot of Tool and FNM lyrics.
My nose hurts from a meia lua I took in the face yesterday. I love getting my ass kicked.

9 Comments:
Nya haha, you spelled 'Napoleon' wrong! Go back to high school you fool!
9:39 AM
I'll do whatever I want! Geez!
9:41 AM
It's GAAAWWWWD.. Just sayin..
11:57 AM
I could not help but feel a little embarrassed by that movie... I guess it struck too close to home.
As for reading... I read this and that a little while ago and found them both enjoyable. I do not know if they will improve your writing style as they are both translations. Though, perhaps, your writing shall become translationalized.
I am the stupid.
1:03 PM
Too close to home? Did it remind you of yourself or your brother? Does Napoleon spend half the movie using money he earned washing dishes to purchase pornography (aka "stuff?")
1:52 PM
No... Napoleon does not wash dishes (at point Q?). But he is socially ackward like my brother, which I am uncomfortable with.
This is not to say I am full of social grace, but I at least try to keep the damage I cause to a minimum.
Cuchara!
2:24 PM
I'm socially awkward (another misspelled word)!
Look, I don't even let people know my true identity! I hide behind my 'anonymous' moniker! I could be anyone!
BWAHAAHYAHAHYAHAAAA!!
10:14 AM
I am glad that you can take joy at the misspelling of others... I think there may be a german word for that, perhaps Schreibfehlerfreude. Misspell that fuck-job!
Note: The last sentence makes no sense in this context as I was the one originally misspelling shit.
11:01 AM
Me, all right?? He learned it by watching me!!
11:07 AM
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