I'm getting better

STARBUCKS GIRL #3: You want that with soy, right?
ME: Wow, how did you know.
STARBUCKS GIRL #3: Well, you get to know people.
ME: So you refer to them as Soy Guy, Espresso Girl, etc?
STARBUCKS GIRL #3: Yeah, or there's Really Hot Girl ... (pause) wait, that didn't sound right.
ME: Hey, you've got your proclivities and I've got mine.
STARBUCKS GIRL #3: What does that mean?
ME: eh, just give me the damn drink.

That last line was not actually spoken, it just made for the better punchline. Sacrificing truth for (mild) entertainment value?? That's unheard of!