Some random shit
- The other day at Starbucks I ordered an Iced Caramel Macchiato and the girl seriously squirted enough caramel into that thing to smother a hippo. You ever suck a mouthful of caramel up through a straw and almost choke on it? It's just as homoerotic as it sounds.
- Kroger has completed yet another step in its quest to make me wish there was another fucking grocery store I could go to. (Step 1: only sell produce that looks like it's all been run over by a truck, Step 2: don't sell any Fiji water, Step 3: randomly stop selling things once I start buying them regularly, etc.) The latest addition is the sale of sandwiches containing lettuce that is completely frozen. I guess a sandwich full of ice isn't so bad, but I don't typically want my turkey sandwiches to be so refreshing.
- Number of leopard slugs I've caught in my room in the past 2 days: 4. It can't be the same one that just keeps coming back, because I throw them pretty far (outside) when I find them. I might have to start salting my floor or something. Another solution would be to move out of Bowling Green and never ever come back.
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When I think of the amount of time I spend complaining about such utterly banal minutiae, and then read a quote like this, it makes me think I might be living incorrectly.
posted by bastardface at 1:51:00 PM
5 Comments:
I would move... that thing looked wicked gross. Is that one of those 'ignorance is bliss' things?
The more I learn the hard I find it is to be calm or happy. The more you know. do do do.
2:50 PM
yeah, seriously. How can you be calm and happy if you pay any attention to anything? Is apathy (without space, without time, I am deaf, I am blind) the key? I think you have to just shrug everything off.
And the slugs are actually kind of cute, but I'm concerned about them burrowing into my brain while I sleep. If they took over my brain, who knows what kind of evil they'd use me for?
2:59 PM
I think you should run out of Bowling Green.
3:49 PM
Spit sperm?
Cute?! We Todd did, We Todd did, you are sofa king, We Todd did.
Also, perhaps Baka gets a slug in his brain, which allows him to sense/control zombies. Zombie Master Baka?
6:52 PM
Xumbi - what would killing them accomplish? To finally prove mankind's superiority over the lowly slug? Isn't it enough that I can throw them like 50 feet?
Z. Monkey - I don't want to give Baka super powers. But Zombie Master Baka would be a really cool name for a DJ.
7:43 AM
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