止めろう
So far 3 different people have asked me today if I know when I'm going to Japan yet. Just to clarify, the answer is No. I am in a veritable limbo. Maybe I'm going! maybe I'm not. I'm supposed to go, but from my experience so far that doesn't mean anything. Maybe it'll be June, maybe July. It is a mystery!
I promise that when I find out what's going on I will individually tell everyone I know.
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Did you know that I think in a series of slogans and catch-phrases? My thought process resembles an old Arnold movie. Lots of stuff blowing up and people yelling one-liners in weird accents. And when it makes sense, I am always pleasantly surprised.
posted by bastardface at 11:14:00 AM
2 Comments:
Good morning.
How are you?
Stop whining!
You lack discipline.
First, I would like to just get to know you.
Now I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want them answered immediately!
Who are you?
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Come on, don't bullshit me.
You know you're the girl of my dreams.
Your clothes, give them to me.
Just do what I tell you.
Trust me.
You son of a bitch!
Hmm, not as hard you'd think.
12:04 PM
I don't stop nothing, you idiot!
12:14 PM
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