No you idiot, the fucking mall

I stopped at the mall during lunch to see if they had the I Heart Huckabee's DVD at FYE, but for some reason (possibly because FYE is a shitty store) they only had the 1-disc movie/commentary-only version (so much time and effort went into this movie, to not buy the 2-disc version would be a shame), so I'll just have to grab it from Tower next time I go to N-ville.

As I'm leaving the store, I overhear a lady (in the thickest of Kentucky accents) say, "Why buy this for $20 here when I you can buy it from Wal-Mart down the street for $9.44?" First I wondered where the $9.44 figure came from, then I considered saying, "Why don't they just burn this mall to the ground and build another Wal-Mart on top of it so you can buy all your shit from the same company," then I got stuck on the idea of burning the mall down and started laughing maniacally.

Later I passed a mannequin sporting a t-shirt that said, "i think, therefore i'm single." So, all couples are stupid? What?? I think we need to find whomever has been putting these annoying "clever" slogans on t-shirts for the past few years and, I don't know, set them on fire. Maybe first we could make them wear a t-shirt that says "Oh shit, I'm on fire" for added effect.

Why do I keep thinking about fire?? Maybe a visit from BibleMan would help rid me of these wicked thoughts.