Do not take internally

I have to stop eating at Taco Bell. But that 7-layer burrito .. it's like a party in my mouth, followed by rioting and police brutality in my intestines.

Funny bumper stickers: There's one on some truck in the work parking lot that appears to say "Try Jesus," which is just fine (He is available in the frozen messiah section), but then underneath in fine print, it says "if you don't like him, the devil will always take you back." What the hell?? It's a facade of being nice. That's like saying "Be my friend! ... or I'll beat the shit out of you." Plus, what does it mean by "take you back?" Does that imply that we came from hell, or that the devil has first dibs on all our souls? Either way, this sticker doesn't even hold a candle to this other one I saw on a van in NH, which said something like "Every day 3,200 Americans are lost to the TERROR of abortion." Do they want people to rear end them? Urge to kill ... rising.

Earlier I mentioned that I like hanging out with musicians. I'll get to do more of that this weekend, when I fly up to Detroit Sunday evening, just in time to see FLUTTR (oh, sorry, it's FLUTTR EFFECT now) play for the 5th time. The only downside is, then I have to work in Detroit for a week. Hooray for shitty restaurants, hotels and rental cars. Actually, I mean that; I like traveling for work. Minus the shitty restaurants. I'd rather eat at Taco Bell than the fucking Outback.

I should think of things to say before I type.