Do I Hate You?

It's time to play everyone's favorite game, Do I Hate You.

Answer the following "Yes or No" questions to the best of your ability.

1) Do you have an unintelligible southern accent?
2) Do you have a toothpick in your mouth all the time because it is just so damn cool looking?
3) Are you Oketani-san?
4) Do you go to the gym in jeans and Timberlands, and alternate between doing curls incorrectly with the olympic bar and talking on your cell phone the whole time?
5) Is your vehicle bigger than my living room?
6) Does your vehicle display stickers which proclaim that A) George Bush is the president, B) You are going to hell if you are not a Christian, or C) you have kids and they are enrolled in some school?
7) Is your hair bright yellow and your skin inhumanly orange?
8) Do you think things from countries other than the US are "weird?"
9) Do you watch TV when nothing even remotely interesting is on?
10) Do you talk to people when you actually have nothing to say?

If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, I probably hate you. Incidentally, to come up with this list I just looked around at other people at work and made up questions based on the way they act.

Wow, that was unnecessary. I sure did just waste a bunch of time that should have been spent working. Blargh!!