Abstinence from Thought

Hah! I just read that Señor Bush is giving $170 million this year to fund "abstinence education" programs across the country that decry the effectiveness of condoms and claim that people are made up of 24 pairs of chromosomes. (46 & 2? Do they like Tool? Probably not.) I'm glad to know that our money is being well-spent. I wonder how much he's giving to Creationism classes and the Flat Earth Society.

And now, a lament upon the amount of work I have to do that somehow turned into a theory of how Japan has been plotting against us for almost 60 years.


Damn, Sumitomo droppin bombs on my desk
ruinin my fun
like Zeroes over Pearl Harbor in 1941
till we dropped the Big One
blocked out the sun
ever since then
they been plannin revenge
on our fat white asses,
takin english classes
bowin to the masses
now they're the one who surpasses
all we got over here is movie stars
they got better technology, better cars
wait, all their shit is better than ours
they live longer, play harder
their 6-year olds are smarter
than Jimmy Carter
makin us look retarder
(though I guess we make that easy to do)
Revenge is sweet, tr00?
We have ourselves to blame, that's who.
But お願いことがある, too
I'm not through with the Nihonjin Crew
I still got a bone to pick with you.
Why you gotta give me all this damn work to do
when all I want is to log in my blog,
Dawg.


Sorry, I don't know where that came from. It was kind of fun though.